Hartwin AU’s

eggsyunnwin:

• Harry is Roxy’s uncle and Eggsy is Roxy’s fake boyfriend
• Harry is the Headmaster of the school Eggsy is trying to get his sister into
• Eggsy is a thief who breaks into Harry’s house without realizing Harry is sleeping upstairs
• Harry is an ER/A&E doctor and Eggsy keeps coming in with injuries from Dean
• Harry is a professor and Eggsy is his TA
• Harry thinks they’re on a date and Eggsy thinks it’s a casual job interview
• Harry uses his lighter grenade and brings a building down on himself. Eggsy is the firefighter that rescues him
• Harry and Eggsy are dating, but Eggsy doesn’t know about Kingsman
• Harry is an established superhero and Eggsy is the new guy still fighting muggers in alleys
• Eggsy likes to seduce and rob older, rich men, but he gets in over his head with Harry