00Q Themed Sentences

rhythmofaporttown:

• “Please try to return the equipment in one piece.”
• “I tried, didn’t it?”
• “It doesn’t do you any good walking down sketchy alley ways.”
• “Can you do it?”
• “How many times do I have to tell you that your gun is not a projectile?”
• “It’s not your fault.”
• “You wouldn’t be opposed to dinner, would you?”
• “I’m not responsible for anything I say before my first cup of Earl Grey.”
• “How good are you at chess?”
• “Move in with me.”
• “If you’re simply going to be standing around then please retrieve the mangled tech you brought back in a plastic bag.”
• “When was the last time you actually left Q-branch?”
• “Do you want to bet on that?”
• “According to the Queen and country, I don’t exist.”
• “What is your real name?”
• “Contrary to popular belief, I don’t track my agents outside of the field.  They deserve some semblance of privacy in their personal lives.”
• “The thought of coming back to you is better than the body bag I’ve been looking forward to.”
• “I just lied to M.  Again.  What the hell are you doing?”
• “I really, really hate you right now.”
• “I need a favor.”
• “If I die, you’re going to be responsible for my two cats.”
• “It’s not my fault the mission requires you to be in the field.”
• “Promise me something.”
• “Neither of us should look this good in tights.”
• “It’s just a stab wound.  I’ve been through worse.”
• “I don’t think you realize that I would watch the world burn for you.”
• “We need to talk.”
• “You never asked.”
• “James, come back home to me.”
• “Do you own anything other than parkas?”
• “I never thought I’d be sleeping with a guy whose job description includes assassination and seduction.”
• “Yes, I am sleeping with our Quartermaster.”