mitsouparker:

10 AUs I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO READ

1. I need to get this rare book for my studies but you’re that asshole who didn’t bring it back for 3 weeks now and I check the library everyday for you AU

2. I try to shoplift my favourite sweets and tuck too much of them into my jacket but I bump into you and they all fall to the ground so I scream RUN RUN TAKE ALL YOU CAN CARRY and you do and we hide somewhere and share the prey AU

3. You’re sitting with a group of friends directly behind me at the movies but your annoying sarcastic comments on the film crack me up and you notice me laughing AU

4. I accompany my little cousin on halloween to go trick-or-treating but you won’t open the door although I know you’re at home and stinkin’ rich so I plot a revenge plan with all the kids from the neighbourhood AU

5. We are at an art exhibition and we stand in front of a big abstract painting for a long time until you say very calmly: ‘that’s definitely a penis.’ and we both start giggling and everybody’s staring at us AU

6. You’re a street artist and constantly paint on my nice house facade and everytime I have it cleaned again you come back and redo it until I finally catch you and oh heck you’re cute and actually talented AU

7. It’s too hot and too full in the tube and we stand too close together but oh you smell so heavenly and now I can’t get you out of my mind AU

8. You’re my tutor at university and I have a crush on you so I come late on purpose so you’ll notice me AU

9. You boom into my lectures with your annoying riot demo group and I want to make sure you won’t pass that class but you are tough and clever AU

10. You’re the first barista who finally wrote my name correctly so I’ll buy you a coffee and a muffin on your break AU

+Bonus: I’m so drunk and ring your doorbell at 3am because my ex used to live here AU

Happy Writing ♡