I’ve been me my whole life, and I’ve had these powers for 6 months. I read books, I build computers… and yeah, I would love to play football, but I couldn’t then so I shouldn’t now.
Sure. ‘Cause you’re different.
Exactly. But I can’t tell anybody that, so I’m not. Look, when you can do the things that I can, but you don’t… and then the bad things happen… they happen because of you.
FOOD DISCOURSE: reblog with ur opinions on guacamole, olives, mango, hummus, tomatoes, and cannolis
“He licked his lips. ‘Well, if you want my opinion–’
‘I don’t,’ she said. ‘I have my own.’”— Toni Morrison, Beloved
(via theliteraryjournals)
WHY IS WRITING SO HARD? WHERE IS MY ATTENTION SPAN??? HOW DO I GET THAT BITCH BACK???? WHAT ARE WORDS??? WHERE AM I????
potty mouth bird
[Caption:
[WOMAN (OFF-CAMERA):] He’s gonna come sit by you.
[MAN:] That’s crazy!
[WOMAN (LAUGHING):] Try to pet him.
[MAN:] No, nah, he’s got that big-ass beak on him!
[BIRD:] Fuck you!
[MAN (LAUGHING):] Fuck you?!]
One of my favorite videos 😂
around the same time as the da is formed, a couple hufflepuffs start a sort of school newspaper, called the puffington post. its runs a lot of shitty umbridge approved articles, but if you stab with your wand backwards and say “bullshit”, the articles change to ones about the da, ootp, truthful news about voldemorts movements, and other such things.
the crossword is lit as hell
Headcanon approved
yknow what would be fucked up? if megalodons would still be alive and living in our oceans
Shadow In The Light 