We all know Hank
absolutelyhas this jar on his desk~
Listen, Hank, let best boy Connor be Sumo’s pet sitter.
I’m on a high with Detroit Become Human.
kinda funny when english teachers say stuff like “i can tell if you didnt read the book” or “i can tell when people bs their paper”
no you cant. you can tell when people are bad at bs-ing their paper. i didnt even read the sparknotes and i barely skimmed the wikipedia and you gave me an A. you kneel before my throne unaware that it was born of lies
“YOU KNEEL BEFORE MY THRONE UNAWARE THAT IT WAS BORN OF LIES” IS ONE OF THE GREATEST SENTENCES I’VE EVER READ AND I CAN’T FUCKING BELIEVE IT’S ON A POST ABOUT BULLSHITTING ON ASSIGNMENTS.
Cate Blanchett: I can’t believe I’m gonna be playing another lesbian character.
Ocean’s 8 director: You’re not.
Cate Blanchett: No, I’m gonna.
[Post-Infinity War AU] (thanks to @cassiewantsdonuts)
Captain, meet Doctor Strange
Today was a bleak day, so I made some Jars filled with Happiness!
pass them on if you think someone else could use a bottle of those on their Timeline
I made these stickers for fun a couple of months ago but it just hit me that it’s pride month so I wanted to share them with everyone!!
Shadow In The Light 