the ingredients that your cake mix requires: water, butter, vanilla and enough cinnamon applesauce to substitute for eggs (¼ cup of applesauce to substitute for one egg, so do the fucking math) NO EGGS. NOOOOO EGGS!
1 tsp cinnamon (you may want more i didn’t measure…)
1 tsp turmeric (same as above, whoopsie good luck)
black food coloring (good luck)
1 skull cup cake pan (i actually had this but if you don’t…just use a cupcake tin and get some black cupcake paper liners. same thing. it is!)
For Icing
1 cup confectioners sugar
some teaspoons of milk
4 tsp cinnamon
watch your liquids, you can add more sugar to thicken it if necessary or add more liquid if it’s too thick. for christ’s sake do anything but panic, just keep going.
Directions:
1. make the damn box cake mix how it says on the back of the box, this isn’t rocket surgery. EXCEPT!!!! substitute the cinnamon applesauce for the eggs. NO EGGS DO NOT PUT EGGS IN THIS THING OR YOU’LL REGRET IT. add the cinnamon and turmeric. MIXY MIX MIX MIXY MIX.
2. add the black food coloring AND mix mix mix. this…takes a lot of dye to counteract the turmeric color so …have fun! do your best. i did. did i say that i made this recipe up on the spur of the moment? no. k. well let’s keep going.
3. grease up the skull pan like it’s your lover and it’s their first time and then dust lightly with flour you magically have somewhere else or if you’re using a cupcake tin…use protection, get out that cupcake liner.
4. pour batter evenly into the skull pan or cupcake liners.
5. bake 350F for ummm 30 minutes. check with a toothpick to see if done. if not put it in for longer. if done, take it out and let cool.
6. to make the icing, mix 1 cup of confectioners sugar and 4 tsp of cinnamon together dry.
7. add a few teaspoons of milk at a time until you get a thicc consistency. we like a thicc royal icing.
8. when consistency is at a go, put into ziplock sandwich bag if you don’t have a piping bag and nozzle. cut a teeny piece of a corner off in order to pipe. squeeze your bag…mmm no harder. squeeze onto cake until decoration is complete.
No one is talking about the fact that this man Connor stood in front of Hank making direct eye contact and said “I’m whatever you want me to be Lieutenant” as if that wasn’t the gayest thing I’ve ever heard with my own two ears
hi everyone, here’s a sneak peak (or two) at my work for Ressurection, the Merlin Fanthology that’s still up on Kickstarter!
you can check out all the additional details at @resurrection-anthology , there’s so many crazily talented people included in this project, i swear you won’t be disappointed if you decide to buy the book (or pdf, or the goodies)!
there’s only a few days left to order your copy!
and here’s a preview of another piece you can get as a print are you really gonna say no to wet Arthur
The Thing audaciously came upon them in full daylight. Before alarms could be raised, the spectre of an unanticipated threat had penetrated right through to the heart of the Fae kingdom- the Palace Terraria.
Shadow In The Light 