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Title: The Ostrich Strategy

Author: NamelesslyNightlock

Rating: T

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Tags: Alternate Universe – Canon Divergence, Not Thor: Ragnarok (2017) Compliant, Enemies to Friends to Lovers, Fluff and Angst, Protective Tony Stark, Protective Loki (Marvel), Tony Stark Needs a Hug, Tony Stark Has A Heart, Thor (Marvel) is a Good Bro, Odin (Marvel)’s A+ Parenting, loki is a little shit, BAMF Loki, Loki (Marvel) Does What He Wants, and JARVIS just lets him

Chapters, Word Count: 7/7, 53466

Summary:  Loki’s plan for evading Odin is less a plan and more a series of increasingly ridiculous hiding places, almost all of which are apparently in Tony Stark’s mansion. Tony isn’t too happy with the Norse god that keeps showing up unannounced and destroying his living room, but he’s good at making the best out of a bad situation. Thor just wishes his brother would stay in one place for five minutes and all Steve wants is for Tony to stop flirting long enough to help save the world. In the end, they all get what they’re after– just perhaps not in the manner they had come to expect.

Thoughts: Goddamn cute as fuck and also bamf as fuck on both tony and loki’s front, theyre both so amazing and great, just, ye

Fluffy prompt: Asgardians go to comatose state (like “Odinsleep”) after extensive magic use. Loki, recently an avenger on parole or smt, enters this state after some event. Cue worried, hovering Avengers (especially Tony!) who don’t realize that Loki can see and hear everything that transpires around him… Loki, who probably worried he’s in trouble now, gets to learn what people really think of him. :)

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and at the most inopportune moment: “MBLERG, I’m awake, bitches!!!”