my workout routine:
– jumping to conclusions

I’m still waiting for the day my parents will say, “It’s all fake, we are millionaires, this was just to teach you to be humble”.

Source: weheartit.com

mtvscream:

Season 2 comes with no boundaries. Brace yourself to lose all trust.

Source: mtvscream

catlovesmocalike:

moaningmabel:

misandry-mermaid:

pussysista:

Omg

lol men can’t handle rejection at all this is so embarrassing for him

I shouldn’t have read this the second hand embarrassment is making me nauseous

Oh my God… the sheer entitlement of this guy. yikes. And then they say girls are clingy

how to become my friend

1: take pics of dogs you see
2: send them to me
3: that’s it
3: we are now friends

0noiz0:

Kurtbastian shipper adventures pt3(?): I bet you don’t need an explanation for this!

Source: 0noiz0

wander1ustt:

15poundstosummer:

mcgooglykins:

merspers:

tumboner:

leoreturns:

I have been waiting all year to post this.

omg

This has been in my queue for months.

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

YES

omg i didnt reblog this last year!