Operator: 911, what’s your emergency?
Ryan Reynolds: Film rights are preventing Deadpool from fucking Spiderman

sfmfm:

that-weird-mexicore-girl:

American sex ed is taught like Dolores Umbridge’s Defense of the Dark Arts class.

“Why would you need to know about sex? If you aren’t having it, there will be no need for protection”

okay but this is the most accurate thing i’ve ever seen? amazing.

Writing Fanfiction

braunereven:

allaboutthatmackerel:

*gets a really cool story idea*

*plans it out over a few days*

*is ready to write*

Me: …

Fanfic: The

this is very accurate

Source: badlydrawneverything

Adult: Teenagers never discuss anything of importance
Teenager: *discusses politics, race, body positivity, equality, etc.*
Adult: oh shut up you’re a teenager, what do you know?