Operator: 911, what’s your emergency?
Ryan Reynolds: Film rights are preventing Deadpool from fucking Spiderman
American sex ed is taught like Dolores Umbridge’s Defense of the Dark Arts class.
“Why would you need to know about sex? If you aren’t having it, there will be no need for protection”
okay but this is the most accurate thing i’ve ever seen? amazing.
Writing Fanfiction
*gets a really cool story idea*
*plans it out over a few days*
*is ready to write*
Me: …
Fanfic: The
this is very accurate
Adult: Teenagers never discuss anything of importance
Teenager: *discusses politics, race, body positivity, equality, etc.*
Adult: oh shut up you’re a teenager, what do you know?
I just want an invincible dog. That’s it. A dog that can not and will not die. I do not ask for much.
ITS LIKE WHATEVER U WANT.. LIKE 10 DOLLARS IT DONT MATTER
Spideypool Official Trailer (2016) Deadpool ♥ Spider-Man (FanMade)
Wade Wilson/Peter Parker
All love starts with ‘Who the fuck is this?’ -Louis CK