my biggest pet peeve is when I call a boy pretty and about six people have their necks swivel all the way around on their shoulders exorcist style just to tell me that boys aren’t pretty they’re handsome
If you’re ever sad that you don’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend yet and you think finding love is so hard just remember that this is great because at least you know for sure you’re not a part of an illegal human cloning experiment where your never ending strings of love interests are really just monitors courtesy of the DYAD Institute.