In which Jimmy Fallon nails it.
Orphan Black Characters for the Signs // The C Club, Project LEDA
Sarah Manning: Aries, Scorpio, Pisces (*mentioned)
Alison Hendrix: Cancer, Leo, Libra
Cosima Niehaus: Gemini, Sagittarius, Aquarius
Rachel Duncan: Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn
Will’s Becoming
What happens when you lose your sense of self and the nightmares are as real as the daydreams? Did you kill off your guardian or a demon in disguise?
family: you should stop reading fanfiction! go outside, it’s a beautiful day!
me:
sexual attraction: wow I wanna fuck that
romantic attraction: wow I wanna date that
sensual attraction: wow I wanna cuddle that
aesthetic attraction: wow that exists
someday i will get tired of the fitzmack height difference…………today is not that day
person: calm down
me: I was calm but now i’m going to throw this entire desk at you
Some advice for when you’re writing and find yourself stuck in the middle of a scene:
- kill someone
- ask this question: “What could go wrong?” and write exactly how it goes wrong
- switch the POV from your current character to another – a minor character, the antagonist, anyone
- stop writing whatever scene you’re struggling with and skip to the next one you want to write
- write the ending
- write a sex scene
- use a scene prompt
- use sentence starters
- read someone else’s writing
Never delete. Never read what you’ve already written. Pass Go, collect your $200, and keep going.
This is the literal best writing advice I have ever read. Period.
Special note: “Kill someone” means kill someone in the story. Please do not kill random real life passers by every time you hit a block. My lawyer says misunderstanding writing advice is not an acceptable defense. See you all in 25 to 50 years.
