ok a giraffe but… horse sized with a mario character extending from the ass
What?!!!
Imagine your OTP
Imagine them dancing. Not slow, romantic dancing, but twirling and stepping on each other’s feet and slightly drunk and person A falls, dragging person B down with them.
Imagine them sleeping together. Not holding each other close or spooning, but person A snoring so loud that person B has to hit them to wake them up. And imagine person A hogging the blankets and person B getting upset because it’s really cold.
Imagine them shopping. Not together shopping, or couple shopping, but arguing over prices. Person A picking out the most ridiculous things and person B rolling their eyes, and then person B getting like some healthy vegetable bag or something and person A getting grossed out by it.
Imagine them watching a movie together. Not cuddling together, or one getting scared and clutching the other, no. Imagine them watching something stupid and person A cussing out the tv while person B rolls their eyes and, “WHat the hell are you doing HE’S NOT THE FATHER!!!1!”
Imagine them being just as hopelessly in love with each other as ever, without any cliche fanfiction moments.
DO YOU KNOW THAT KIND OF WRITER’S BLOCK WHERE YOU ALREADY HAVE A PLOT, YOU KNOW WHAT TO WRITE BUT YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO WRITE IT AND YOU JUST STARE AT THE COMPUTER SCREEN FOR HOURS UNTIL YOU FINALLY CLOSE THE DOCUMENT AND CURSE YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE
CAUSE I DO
The funniest thing about James bringing back nothing but a wheel out of an entire car is that he made the effort to bring it back.
Like, if there’s nothing left but that, that means that the car probably exploded and he actually took the time to scavenge a wheel out of the ruins so that he could bring it back to Q and go, “Here’s your car.”
i’m not even sure what sexual attraction really feels like
for me it’s something i think happened to me maybe once or twice, and only in a relationship.
people talk about others they find sexy and i never see it. aesthetically pleasing yes, but sexually attractive? does not compute
sex is something that i could do, if i wanted, but i could live without it
i like pretty people. i like kissing pretty people. i like intimacy, but sexual intimacy isn’t something i need or want
people talk about how they can’t go ‘without’ for more than a week. i’ve been ‘without’ for over three years and i never think about it
i like writing smut. i like drawing smut. neither make me less asexual
i get more fulfilment from good food than i ever did from sex
people talk about asexuals as if they’re naive and innocent babies. i’m an adult. i know what sex is. i just don’t care about it.
i’m not weird, broken, or wrong. just asexual.
this post has made me think that I might be asexual ???
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Shadow In The Light 