I forgot my nan has an alexa so when my uncle was complaining and i said “alexa this is so sad play despacito” guess what fucking happened

shelton-devers:

AO3 updated their filters and I’m so shook???
I love this so fucking much, you have no idea. Thank you, AO3. This made my day way better, and my life so much easier.

ok we’re settling this discourse right now

sclera:

put ur zodiac sign in the tags & if you like or dislike:

– pineapple on pizza
– mint ice cream / mint chocolate
– ketchup in mac n’ cheese
– fries dipped in ice cream

powerburial:

me: tumblr can you upload this photo?

tumblr: no

(5 hours later)

tumblr: hey im sorry about earlier. i uploaded your photo 8 times to make it up to you

andwebegin:

Because I don’t remember ever not loving him.

Source: andwebegin

procoffeinating:

I’ve just read Favours by @dhampir72 and had a major case of feels. This fic is going to shatter your heart, don’t be fooled, but I promise you’ll enjoy the process ❤

Source: procoffeinating

geekymlt:

My husband thinks I don’t let him use my phone because I have texts I don’t want him to see, when in all actuality it’s because I don’t want him to see all the fanfics I have open

hopelessartgeek:

I have so many feelings about this game…

sa-ef-aten:

“You can’t ship them!!1!11! Hank sees Connor as his son!!!!!1!!!11”

Sure, Jan

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