Tag: 00q

melynen:

00Q stole my soul

Some of my favourite tropes for 00Q are as follows:

• fake relationship when Q is in the field with Bond

• Bond has a thing for Q’s hair and/or neck

• Bond breaks into Q’s home

• Q gets kidnapped and Bond saves him (or, alternatively, Bond kidnaps Q)

• Bond brings Q little souvenirs and/or sends him postcards from his missions

• banter, so much banter, every single time

• Bond flirts with Q and uses lots of innuendo – Q remains cool as cucumber on the outside but on the inside…

• Q is the youngest Holmes brother

• Bond visits Q Branch every chance he gets (and terrorizes the minions while he’s at it)

• size difference (Bond carries Q to bed/wherever, Bond pins him to the wall, etc etc)

• Bond is possessive and protective over Q

whimsycatcher:

“Those need seeing to, 007! Get your stubborn arse to Medical!”
“I’m afraid my utmost priority at the moment is seeing to yours.”

(After succeeding on yet another rough mission, James Bond wants to show his appreciation for the Quartermaster’s guidance… Q, secretly, thinks he’s been long due!)

I’m a big ball of procrastination and perverseness. Enjoy. ^_~

(My Art /// My Ben Whishaw & 00Q Art) *Please don’t repost(?) or use elsewhere without my permission, and don’t delete my captions, thanks.

Source: whimsycatcher

00Q Themed Sentences

rhythmofaporttown:

  • “Please try to return the equipment in one piece.”
  • “I tried, didn’t it?”
  • “It doesn’t do you any good walking down sketchy alley ways.”
  • “Can you do it?”
  • “How many times do I have to tell you that your gun is not a projectile?”
  • “It’s not your fault.”
  • “You wouldn’t be opposed to dinner, would you?”
  • “I’m not responsible for anything I say before my first cup of Earl Grey.”
  • “How good are you at chess?”
  • “Move in with me.”
  • “If you’re simply going to be standing around then please retrieve the mangled tech you brought back in a plastic bag.”
  • “When was the last time you actually left Q-branch?”
  • “Do you want to bet on that?”
  • “According to the Queen and country, I don’t exist.”
  • “What is your real name?”
  • “Contrary to popular belief, I don’t track my agents outside of the field.  They deserve some semblance of privacy in their personal lives.”
  • “The thought of coming back to you is better than the body bag I’ve been looking forward to.”
  • “I just lied to M.  Again.  What the hell are you doing?”
  • “I really, really hate you right now.”
  • “I need a favor.”
  • “If I die, you’re going to be responsible for my two cats.”
  • “It’s not my fault the mission requires you to be in the field.”
  • “Promise me something.”
  • “Neither of us should look this good in tights.”
  • “It’s just a stab wound.  I’ve been through worse.”
  • “I don’t think you realize that I would watch the world burn for you.”
  • “We need to talk.”
  • “You never asked.”
  • “James, come back home to me.”
  • “Do you own anything other than parkas?”
  • “I never thought I’d be sleeping with a guy whose job description includes assassination and seduction.”
  • “Yes, I am sleeping with our Quartermaster.”