Aries: Tonto, in “The Lone Ranger”
Taurus: Barnabas Collins, in “Dark Shadows”
Gemini: DR. Will Caster, in “Transcendence”
Cancer: The Wolf, in “Into the Woods”
Leo: Ed Wood, in “Ed Wood”
Virgo: John Dillinger, in “Public Enemies”
Libra: Mortdecai, in “Mortdecai”
Scorpio: Edward Scissorhands, in “Edward Scissorhands”
Sagittarius: Jack Sparrow, in Pirates of the Caribbean”
Capricorn: Sweeney Todd, in “Sweeney Todd”
Aquarius: Willy Wonka, in “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory”
Pisces: Mad Hatter, in “Alice in Wonderland”
Tag: !!!
A little excerpt from my next Black Sails fic, “Kissing the Gunner’s Daughter.” Takes place almost immediately after the eavesdropping ficlet here.
Beyblade fic scraps: Boarding School AU
I had a Beyblade ficlet I was going to post today, but then I went to look something up while editing and turns out I remembered the timing of things in the episode completely wrong and characters are not where I thought they were so it doesn’t work at all. (At least this one I might be able to salvage and rewrite. I did this a month or two ago and that one will have be scrapped for parts.)
So instead please accept some fragments and scenes from an AU I was fiddling around with that was probably always doomed for lack of plot. It has goodnight kisses.
ok but real talk the worst part of the first avengers movie is the bit where Steve is all like “tony you’re not a team player” and then when Tony goes into the wormhole and everyone says “close the portal” even though tony is still in it and you know that if Tony hadn’t made it back out then they would have mourned him and they would have been super sad but they would have lived with it. But if it was anyone else-if it was cap or hulk or clint or thor or widow in the wormhole then tony would not have closed the portal until they were back. he would have kept it open no matter what. and if he had to close it? if whoever it was didn’t make it back out? Tony would never have forgiven himself. ever. you know what he’s like. he would have just died a little bit more, and it would have driven him further into his own little self-hatred where he cant escape the past. don’t tell me that tony isn’t a team player. everything he does is for the team. he just doesn’t know how to team. help him.
reblog this and u will pass all ur classes, im jesus trust me
teacher: your homework will only have 4 problems!
homework: 1a 1b 1c 1d 1e 2a 2b 2c 2d 2e 3a 3b 3c 3d 3e 4a 4b 4c 4d 4e
One way to avoid spoilers is to watch it with the rest of us.
finishing the main pokemon storyline and then running into level 5 trainers that you accidentally skipped
Clary: we can’t be together, Simon, you’re like my brother
Simon: okay but when has that ever been a problem
