Tag: about me

ettadunham:

me: this whole concept of ~soulmates~ is so damaging, you can be happy with so many people throughout your life and sometimes the best you can do in a failed relationship is to let it go, that person isn’t THE ONE, no one is, everything in the media about romance is so fucked up on so many levels–

fic: *soulmate au*

me:

theyeti-ready-freddy:

lbyrinth:

fenharella:

i’m not even sure what sexual attraction really feels like

for me it’s something i think happened to me maybe once or twice, and only in a relationship.

people talk about others they find sexy and i never see it. aesthetically pleasing yes, but sexually attractive? does not compute

sex is something that i could do, if i wanted, but i could live without it

i like pretty people. i like kissing pretty people. i like intimacy, but sexual intimacy isn’t something i need or want

people talk about how they can’t go ‘without’ for more than a week. i’ve been ‘without’ for over three years and i never think about it

i like writing smut. i like drawing smut. neither make me less asexual

i get more fulfilment from good food than i ever did from sex

people talk about asexuals as if they’re naive and innocent babies. i’m an adult. i know what sex is. i just don’t care about it.

i’m not weird, broken, or wrong. just asexual.

this post has made me think that I might be asexual ???

^^^^

Name a celebrity with the same birthday as you and what you have in common.

00qparadise:

rhymeswithmonth:

cractasticdispatches:

coppellayla:

rikkisixx:

drcoxsredwingsjersey:

troglobite:

fluidstatic:

pastorwitch:

bywandandsword:

wickedlittlecritta:

toopunktofuck:

chikadee:

wrecknician:

devon-aoki:

hypersexualsportswear:

jackafz:

babywhy:

imojagen:

danny-phantom-69:

blackberryshawty:

te-amo-corazon:

longway-jones:

blackfashion:

May 11th – BlacChyna – petty

June 15th – Ice Cube – once had a good day

December 20th – Jonah Hill – the stupid shit we do is apparently funny to people. oh and we’re both stoners 😎

october 27th – sylvia plath – clinical depression

Sep 29 anita ekberg- both beautiful

Sep 14 – Amy winehouse – eyeliner and Jewish

July 24- Jennifer Lopez- Mariah Carey still doesn’t know me…

March 27 – Mariah Carey – We still don’t know JLO

July 30 – Gina Rodriguez – We are both famous latinas lol

January 12th – Zayn Malik  – Gay

October 14th – Usher – both like to sing about cute ladies

August 2nd – Edward Furlong – Very underrated, don’t get the appreciation we deserve. (He’s a really good actor)

June 26th – Aubrey Plaza – both of us have gone beyond just having ‘resting bitch face’ and have a straight up death glare as our neutral facial expressions

December 12th–Frank Sinatra–Both enjoy pinstriped suits and being the best dressed.

September 15th – Tom Hardy – loves puppies

Anderson Cooper-Gay

November 28 – Jon Stewart – responds to awful shit with a combination of incredulity and withering sarcasm :3

December 21 – Samuel L Jackson ; we’re both badass (those are my initials after all) also we say motherfucker a lot

November 29 – Simon Amstell – queer, Jewish, attracted to thin, vulnerable men

July 2 – Margot Robbie, studied drama in school or Lindsay Lohan, gingers

November 23 – Chris Hardwick, giant nerds

May 27 – Christopher Lee (holy shit that’s cool); both LOTR fans, also apparently both fans of symphonic metal? awesome

June 14th – Donald Trump: NOTHING

August 6th – Kacey Rohl – my celebrity girlfriend

March 8 – James Van Der Beek – like to play ourselves