who was i before i cared so much about my eyebrows???

how to become my friend

1: take pics of dogs you see
2: send them to me
3: that’s it
3: we are now friends

my aesthetic: pretending to be emotionally unavailable and detached while secretly obsessing over everything

if i ever talk to you at 3 am please remember thats not the real me. it is merely a dark overemotional tired version of myself who craves interaction

Sometimes as a straight person, I question my sexuality, because of how much I love gay couples/otps

shybat:

*romantically calls you dude*

*platonically calls you babe*

im short & bitter

Me: I should really start my homework.
* lays in bed for another while doing nothing *
Me: I should really start my homework.

me when i get money for my birthday

me 2 days later