caraxyzz:

hank/connor in a platonic relationship: nice

hank/connor in a romantic/sexual relationship: nice

hank/connor in a platonic father/son relationship: nice

hank/connor in a romantic/sexual relationship in which they both consent to calling each other “father” or “son” in a sexual manner: nice

hank/connor in a platonic father/son relationship in which connor is a literal child and hank is connors biological father: nice

hank/connor in a romantic/sexual relationship in which connor is a literal child and hank is connors biologic-: NOT NICE!!!!!!!!!!!

What she says: Let’s go for a midnight stroll, it’ll be romantic 🙂
What she means: Pokemon Go says there’s a Pidgey within 200 meters of here and I REALLY want a Pidgeotto but I am afraid of the dark so if something comes out of the shadows to kill me I want to be able to push you into the oncoming threat so I can have a chance to get away.