Tag: aftg

Just got overwhelmed by the thought of Neil helping Aaron study for his MCAT because even though Neil takes shit care of himself he’s surprisingly well educated on the subjects.

It starts off with just them using flash cards and Neil quizzing Aaron at late hours until that somehow transitions into Neil coming up to Aaron at random times throughout the day to list imaginary symptoms and refusing to leave until Aaron gets the correct diagnoses and treatments.

It’s not long before the other Foxes catch on as well and soon enough they’re all screaming things like “Sore throat!” and “Heart palpitations!” in the middle of practices.

Aaron makes a show of rolling his eyes and being vocal about his annoyance but when exam time comes and he passes with flying colors the first thing he does after telling Katelyn is tell the team. They decide to make a night out of it and they’re loud and they’re obnoxious but with Katelyn by his side and his brother and team at the other Aaron finally feels like a part of the family they always say they are.

The foxes as a list of shit i pulled in second year uni

allforthecourtt:

a follow-up to my very popular foxes as shit i pulled in high school, my less popular foxes as shit i pulled in first year, and my even less popular shit i pulled in my summer job

Neil Josten: visited a high school friend at a different university, sat in on one of her classes and got asked a question about math, responded with “dude i dont even go to this school, you’ll never see me again”

Andrew Minyard: got asked why the font on my phone was so small and without missing a beat i responded with “because i can read”

Nicky Hemmick: walked into my friend’s german lecture (a small class i am not in) halfway through with two booster juices sat down next to my friend, said “guten tag bitch”, then proceeded to nap through the remainder of her class

Aaron Minyard: made a tally for every time a prof i hated said “uhm” in the last lecture.  I hit 352 in an hour (an hour!).  Left an hour early, handing the post-it to the kid sitting next to me and said “carry on my legacy”

Kevin Day: jokingly asked “y’all bitches hiring?” to someone and ended up getting a part-time job

Matt Boyd: when my prof asked if we had anymore questions about an assignment in lecture i jokingly asked for an extension and somehow got every person in my 100+ people lecture an extension on our final essay 

Dan Wilds: was (still am actually lmao) president of a faculty related club that consisted entirely of my friends whom i would kick out periodically when they pissed me off bc im petty

Renee Walker: went out to dinner with my family on my 20th birthday and got mistaken for it being my 14th when they did that sing to the restaurant thing

Allison Reynolds: wore a short-ass dress to a bar in december without a coat and then insisted we go for a walk to see christmas lights because, and i quote, “a hoe never gets cold, and a bitch wants to be jolly”

Seth Gordon: was crossing the road in front a car (at a crosswalk) and said “dear god please hit me” w/o realizing their window was down and the person driving asked me if i wanted to talk about it

Wymack: went to a bar with $50 cash on me to buy drinks and somehow made it home and discovered i now had $60 cash despite drinking like a monster

Riko Moriyama: said “so? i want to die” to my friend and half the people in the campus mcdonalds said “same”

Abby: had a joke that went way to far about how my prof’s dad bod “makes me feel safe”

Bee: did an in depth analysis of whether or not my friend’s impulse to confess inappropriate things to a priest stemmed from daddy issues with her 

Jean Moreau: walked directly into someone and instead of saying sorry i just said “i hate my life” and then kept walking (i did stop after a second and the person was laughing so hard they had to lean against the wall for a minute)

I saw the list of your favorites from the discord hall of fame, and am here to ask for a pt 2. You mentioned some stuff that I forgot even happened and I can’t stop laughing.

palmettofoxden:

Okay, here we go

  • Neil, mentally: Neil Josten doesn’t start shit. He’s quiet and unassuming.
    Neil, actually: Meet me in the pit.
  • slenderboyd
  • Kevin chilling in the back, drinking capri sun while andrew renders neil breathless: nice
  • Neil: Oh hey Uncle Stuart
    Stuart: Nathaniel what are you doing here
    Neil: [Uses the gun in his hand to gesture and the literal pile of bodies next to him] I mean…
  • Andrew: My kink is being in charge and making fun of you.
  • wymack: trips and falls, hundreds of pictures of the foxes spilling out of his coat what kids? i don’t have kids. they’re all brats
  • jursed image
  • Intaarongating
  • Let Riko be Burger King. I’ll be the Dairy Queen.
  • Andrew: I don’t trust him
    Neil: there are 7 billion people on this planet you don’t trust, that means nothing to me
  • You’re right. Nothing will top Andrew
    Andrew also tops Nothing
  • neil: gotta keep my secrets gotta lay low
    neil: wassup i know 4932 languages fuck you kevin
  • this is the last neil in the coffin of our family
  • erik, on the very other side of the fucking globe: well what the actual fuck my guys
  • Well apparently I’m the only one in this discord who doesnt support quasi-cannibalism
  • When will Kevin’s innocence return from war
  • You are strong and stabby, excellent. But are you good for my boy.
  • If you’re gonna angst, kill someone off or get back in the kiddie pool
  • “god himself could come down on this earth and tell me he hates lettuce and it would be less surprising than andrew cheating on neil”
  • Cruella de Riko
    He needs 101 foxes to make a coat
  • idk the context of that but im going to be emo just in case
  • someone: breathes
    neil: “andrew breathed once. it was awesome”
  • What if andreil did dope or nope instead of yes or no
  • Aaron, drunk to Nicky: u know what his name is backwards??? LIEN, CAUSE HES’ ALWAYS LYING,,,,, fcking snake don’t trust him
  • Kevin: scrimmaged with him a decade ago and earned bff status for it
  • Sport is great. Get many touch points.
  • Andrew has fantasies about Willy Wonka as his literal sugar daddy
  • I mean, I believe heterosexuality is a thing, but like… I’m not going to let my own brother get tricked into going down that road while he’s young and vulnerable… I just don’t think he’s old enough to know he’s straight yet
  • Kevin crying in the bathroom 3am trying to dye his hair for the first time: I NEED TO BE FRESH AND FLIRTY AND YOUNG
  • i want a commercial where he is wearing them and his jym wear and goes to the gym (jym) and exercises and looks into the camera and says “this is my jesign”
  • FBI: We told you not to change your name again Josten.
    Neil: It’s Minyard-Josten now, bitch. I’m married.