Neil: “ah he needs some milk”
Andrew: “smack cam!” “bITCH i hope the fuck you do! you be a dead son of a bitch, i tell you tha-”
Kevin: “fuck your chicken strips! Fuck your chicken strips!!”
Aaron: the one with all the gibberish that ends in “the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell”
Matt: “and they were roommates!” “oh my god, they were roommates”
bonus Matt (bc i couldn’t pick): “Road work ahead? Uh yeah, I sure hope it does.
Nicky: “i’m washing me and my clothes bitch” “she drunk as fuck” “i’m washing me and my clothes”
Renee: “Jesus christ!” “Watch your language” “Jesus!?”
Allison: “this bitch called me ugly, I said bitch where? she said under all the makeup. i said: bitch where?”
Dan: “every time you yell at your kids, put a quarter in your no-yelling sock, and soon you’ll have a weapon to beat-”
Seth: “You know what? I’m gonna say it. I’m gonna say it. I don’t care that you broke your elbow.”
*Bonus*
Riko: “thanks for checking in i’m still a piece of GaRbAgE”
Jean: *gets punched* *in a british accent* “Ah fuck, I cont believe you’ve done this”
Abby: “Adrian Michael, imma beat your ass.”
Wymack: “Dad! It’s the good kush” “This is the dollar store, how good can it be?”
Bee: “What are thooooooooose?” “They. Are. My. CROCS.”