toxixpumpkin:

• You’re a rebel by accident cause you get really animated when you talk and hit people in the face leading to fights. Now you just roll with it. I know the truth though.
• Totally saw you spray paint the principals car and you’ll have to buy me dinner to keep me quiet.
• I pretty much live in detention and you’re a straight A student here on your first offense. Wanna add another and skip detention with me?
• Every time I get in a fight you patch me up but now I’m the one patching you up after your tripped on thin air.
• I’m a super tough punk who hates authority. Your parents are cops who have met me more than once but I like you a lot.
• Me and my buddies vandalized your backyard trampling your mini garden in the process. Now I feel really shitty cause you’re really upset about this. Look I’ll help fix it okay just stop with the sad faces.
• Accidentally knocked you out when you got caught in the middle of a fist fight between me and this other kid during school. So I sat with you in the nurses office. Shut up! Punks like me have consciouses to you know!
• You’re always picking fights and I’m the one who has to use my charm and way with words to stop them from getting out of hand.
• You’re a police officer and I’m constantly in and out of holding/jail and we get to know each other well so sometimes you give me my favorite treats when no ones looking.
• I’m always fighting and getting in trouble at school so people avoid me. You frequent the small ice cream shop my parents own and know how kind I am to children and elderly people but I don’t realize this.
• You give me a piggy back ride (or ride home) after I got out of a brutal fight and can barely stand.
• I brought my new kitten to school hold her please while I kick this guys ass. 
• Punks can get scared of thunder storms to