Me: I’ve always seen Black Hawk as more of a BROTP although I could see them fucking to blow off steam.
Jenwyn: I always saw Nat as aromantic.
Me: WAIT
Me: OH MY GOD
Me: Since the ship got LITERALLY Jossed in the last movie
Me: That makes it… BLACK HAWK DOWN
Jenwyn: LOLOLOL
Jenwyn: I guess it does
Me: I COULDN’T RESIST. I AM WEAK AND THE PUN IS STRONG.

shadesfalcon:

so when stan lee first sent the spiderman comic with gwen’s death in it to the publishers, they told him that he HAD to change it because it wasn’t appropriate or audiences would be too upset or something

and because stan lee is a little shit, he not only published the death, he made it worse than originally intended, AND made it a marvel rule that gwen stacy dies and can never come back. gwen stacy is literally the only marvel character that–according to the great ruler stan lee–may never come back to life

…what was my point again?………oh yeah!

pietro is walking it off.

bellsclarke:

Things we could’ve had:

  • Pietro Maximoff being a protective big brother.
  • Pietro Maximoff disapproving of Wanda and Visions’ relationship.
  • Pietro Maximoff being a hot-headed asshole and the team is fed up with him like 90% of the time, but then he gets hurt and the entire team is like “Hell no i…

Hawkeye’s speech.

Wanda: How could I let this happen?
Clint: Hey, hey. You ok?
Wanda: This is all our fault.
Clint: Hey, look at me. It’s your fault, it’s everyones fault who cares? Are you up for this? Are you? Look I just need to know because the city is flying… ok the city is flying, we are fighting an army of robots, and I have a bow and arrow. None of this makes sense, but I’m going back out there because its my job. Okay? And I can’t do my job and babysit. It doesn’t matter what you did or where you were. If you go out there, you fight. And you fight to kill. Stay in here, you’re good-I’ll send your brother to come find you- but if you step out that door, you are an Avenger.