Are you in love with someone?

Nah I got shit to do

you don’t realise how much tumblr has changed your view on things until you spend time with friends who don’t have tumblr and they say something and you’re just like

oh

not-strictly-speaking-comical:

Actually I’m like this already and I’m not even dead yet

Source: iguanamouth

have-courage-be-kind:

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD. I DID NOT EXPECT THAT

cinematicnomad:

crazyassmurdererwall:

scottthepilgrim:

what if when you killed someone you gained their best trait

#what if you only got what THEY thought their best trait was (via tickatocka)

#you think you’re killing someone for their brain and you get their nose instead #you think you’re killing someone for their strength and you get their baking skills instead #you think you’re killing someone for their cunning and you get their ability to parallel park (via crazyassmurdererwall)

Sebastian is Blaine’s best friend. Blaine invites him to one of Kurt’s football games to pretend to be his date and try to make Kurt jealous.

Sebastian didn’t have any idea of how beautiful Kurt was.

So i was on my brothers computer and found this

queensaige:

bewbin:

bewbin:

at first i thought it was porn

then i dug deeper

at this point im scared to go any further

i wonder whats inside

IT WAS THIS FUCKING GIF

OH YES IT’S BACK

jaramo:

circumcisions:

do celebrities ever get called for jury duty? imagine having shaquille o’neal declare you guilty

get slammed in two courts at once