winterblues:

syntheticwhoremones:

requiemofkings:

i keep forgetting andrew’s not just some cool and collected character

i wonder if he has some mundane moments that everyone goes through

  • probably bites his tongue at some point and internally suffers 
  • imagine him tripping over his own foot or the cats
  • eats ice cream too fast and get a brain freeze
  • SHAMPOO IN HIS EYES
  • hiccups and holds his breath in order to try and stop it- even if it doesn’t work
  • suddenly sneezes loudly in a quiet moment that makes neil and the cats jump 
  • accidentally choking on water 
  • mentally cursing the gods whenever the toothpaste on his toothbrush falls into the sink right after he closes the toothpaste tube
  • pouring cereal into his bowl before realizing theyre out of milk bc some kid used it all up this morning
    • spoiler, its neil

look he TOTALLY trips over the cats there’s literally no way to live with pets without this or stepping on their tails when they are laying in the middle of the room
So just imagine Andrew going to the bathroom in the middle of the night or something and then there’s a shriek
Andrew thinks he has a heart attack for a second and then starts cursing the stupid cat, maybe gently kicking it away for a good measure
This is the first time he’s felt fear since Neil’s disappearance during the riots and he very much wants to tell Neil but Neil can never know, so he just adds 20 points to Neil’s percentage.

more:-

  • Andrew sipping on a steaming cup of coffee too quickly because he’s too impatient to wait & burning his tongue in the process
  • ANDREW STUTTERING TO A POINT WHERE HE LITERALLY HAS TO CLOSE HIS MOUTH & STOP TALKING BECAUSE HE IS THAT ENTRANCED BY NEIL!!!
  • all his socks have holes in ‘em ok (hint: the cats always choose to wreck his socks over neil’s… like the fucking audAcity¿¿ do they have a personal vendetta against him or something he will throw them out with the trash (he won’t he can’t part with them but he’ll make empty threats anyway))
  • one time when he was sick he had a coughing fit in public and almost had an aneurysm over it after because how dare ppl see him incapacitated ???
  • when he stubs his toe he turns into a fucking 5 year old tantrum throwing child legit just wants to murder the entire world & neil has to calm him down and then rub it better 😊😊😊
  • sOmETimEs wHen THey KIsS andReWs nOsE gEtS iN tHe wAy
  • he bites his nails to a point of utter & complete nailbed massacre
  • when he grows his bangs out they keep flopping over his forehead into his eyes and he keeps pushing them back but then they plop back into uncomfortable position again & it drives him nuts
  • whenever he has a stomach ache or the flu or even a sore throat he’s convinced it’s a terminal disease
  • he acts tough about this but he hates walking up the stairs in the dark when he goes to fetch them a midnight snack because of an irrational fear of demons borne out of lots of horror movie exposure and a lingering childhood fear
  • this one time he played an entire exy match with his jersey on backwards (it was right after a make out session with neil that got quite… Heated) *insert lenny face here*