jostenminyard:

YES LET’S CHECK THE OL’ HEADCANON FILE IN MY BRAIN!! one of these is nsfw

• never forget my fave hc that neil sleeps with a fox plushie that andrew won for him at a carnival every single night when andrew graduates. 
• ((it took andrew like $30 in tickets before he could win the stupid game))
• (((((or maybe he just got kevin to win it for him. tell no one.)))
• andrew likes to read. neil doesn’t. neil likes to watch exy games when they’re on tv. andrew doesn’t.
• cue to andrew sitting on the couch reading a book with neil’s head in his lap. maybe he uses neil’s head as a table for his book sometimes. neil doesn’t mind bc he can still watch the game from andrew’s lap
• hc that dan and matt somehow rope andreil into a double date to “see if andrew is good 4 neil” or whatever nonsense. andrew only agrees when dan and matt (reluctantly) agree to pay for it. 
• neil is kinda fidgety bc it’s like a dinner with a freakin candle in the middle of the table and he’s wearing too-nice of clothes and he suddenly doesn’t kno how to make conversation with dan and matt. 
• but soon enough the food comes and andrew and neil’s banter starts. andrew steals off neil’s plate, neil tries to push his vegetables onto andrew’s only for andrew to push them back. “take my carrots and i’ll share my dessert with you” “you’ll share your dessert with me anyway” and that turns into some weird ass bartering system that ends with neil eating half of his carrots begrudgingly and andrew with all of neil’s dessert 
• anyways the long and short of it is that dan and matt realize right away that andrew and neil’s relationship is….. different. but perfect for them. ((they notice this because neil keeps smiling and finally eating his vegetables.))
• ANDREW AND NEIL BABYSITTING KEVIN’S BABY. AHHHHHHHHHHH. THE CHAOS
• andrew would be good with babies because he just. treats the baby like a human being instead of an object. while kevin is nearly crying bc he can’t get his baby to sleep, andrew is calm and just walks around with her in his arms.
• the cats. oh good god the cats. hc that andrew has to get neil to lint roll his back whenever he leaves the house (the boy wears all black he is a magnet for mass cat fur). 
• hc that sometimes neil misses a few spots and spends the entire day picking fur off of andrew’s back
• nsfw headcanon that they’re getting it on in the shower again when kevin knocks on the door saying “andrew i need to brush my teeth. i’m coming in.”
• andrew doesn’t want to take his mouth away from neil so he glares up at neil to deal with the problem
• “uhhh we’re kind of -” he gets pinched in the hip before realizing his mistake. “i mean – uh i’m kind of busy.” followed by a very loud and shuddering moan when andrew flicks his tongue just right.
• poor kevin does not get to brush his teeth that night. he might just use the bathroom at aaron’s dorm from there on out.
• let’s end on a soft hc: the first time andrew and neil spoon
• andrew is a blanket hog. if there is a blanket on the bed then andrew will end up wrapped in it by the end of the night. he hates being cold.
• anyways neil is cold and he gets up from the bed to go sleep on the couch because andrew won’t stop pulling the blanket off of his body
• andrew doesn’t like the way his bed feels without neil in it so he goes down to the living room, pulls neil’s pillow out from under him to wake him up, and takes him back upstairs. neil lays down confused until he feels andrew’s chest against his back, andrew’s knees pressing against his legs
• “is this…… okay?” neil asks
• andrew wraps the blanket around the two of them and places a light hand on neil’s side
• and all he says is “go to sleep”