– My boyfriend? Tall, blonde, gorgeous smile…
– You mean unpredictable, hot and dangerous.
– No, no! He is… really special.
Tag: hannigram
What’s your ship? Silver fox man being seduced by a younger man with curls
Fun Fact: Mads worked with Daniel in “Casino Royale” and Hugh worked with Ben in “The Pride” play, what a small world…
I’m tired of getting invested in ships where one half of my otp dies

Me: *Cries while staring at my phone*
Friend: Your Boyfriend broke up with you?
Me: *Actually reading Angsty Fanfics* Umm. No. Much more sadder than that.
me: *trying to find a good fanfiction*
me: i’ve read that one
me: and that one, too
me: and that one
me: oh, wait, haven’t read that one!
me: *halfway through it*
me: yes i have
my fave ship type is “main character and the amoral/evil guy that has a weird and kinda obsessive crush on him”
I’m a sucker for ships that could kill each other, but would die for each other.
birds eat thousands of snails everyday. some of those snails survive digestion, and emerge to find they’ve travelled the world… in the belly of the beast.

















