blogaboutyafavbirdboys:

Whenever someone ask Neil why he is dating Andrew these are the sarcastic answers he gives, because he doesn’t need to justify his relationship to anyone:

“I always wanted to be the taller one in a relationship.”

“I’m just holding out for when he dies, because then I will inherit all of his knives.”

“Free and limitless supply of cigarettes.”

“He promised to protect me from my serial killer father and the Yakuza. How could I turn that down?”

“Kevin really pissed me off one day. To get back at him I did the one thing that would drive him absolutely crazy, date Andrew.”

“I’m dating Andrew Minyard?”

“One day he asked me for the date in German. Turns out he was asking for a date. I apparently don’t know German as well as I thought I did, and I’m too petty to admit it.”

“I heard he was pre-med. So I decided that if all this Exy stuff falls through I could at least be the trophy husband of a Doctor. Turns out it’s Aaron who is pre-med.”

“I’m really into Maseratis.”

supercanaries:

For soon he was reborn into a new, youthful body, free to choose his own fate. With the sword of Asgard’s earliest hero in his hand and missions from the all-mother, ruling triumvirate of Asgardia, to help polish his sparkling new reputation. So obviously, after all that, he wouldn’t just stab his brother right in the back. Surely.
Loki: Agent of Asgard.