mustardprecum:

unwin-hart:

sententiousandbellicose:

A time travel prompt I don’t think I’ve seen yet:

What if Harry had the chance to go back and save Lee Unwin with the caveat that Lee’s survival means that Harry and Eggsy likely would never become involved?  Could he do it? Would he do it?

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of course he’d fucking do it

He’d fucking do it and keep his distance. Because once he sees Eggsy starting to grow up with a positive male influence instead of Dean, he starts to wonder if maybe Eggsy only ever needed Harry to be a father figure to him.

He starts to doubt the romance of their relationship and wonder if he wasn’t just taking advantage of a vulnerable young man. 

But of course that isn’t true.

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And halfway through his teen years Eggsy starts following Lee to work to try and get a glimpse of “Mr. Hart.” And isn’t that awkward as fuck for poor Harry.

harryhartwin:

agentharrygalahad:

miss-bronte:

harryeggsy:

IS THAT DEAN VISITING EGGSY THE MORNING AFTER WHEN EGGSY’S ALL DRESSED UP IN HARRY’S CLOTHES AND HE’S A NEW MAN NOW (BECAUSE HE JUST PASSED THE TRAIN TEST OKAY WHAT ARE YOU GUYS THINKING) I WONDER DOES DEAN MAKE THE RENT BOY MISTAKE TOO DOES HE INSULT HARRY OH MY GOD I NEED THIS DVD LIKE TWO MONTHS AGO

I’M ACTUALLY SCREAMING AND MY CO-WORKER ASKED IF EVERYTHING IS OKAY. noOO! Nothing is okay! THIS IS EGGSY IN HARRY’S CLOTHING.

harryhartwin

Fuck me up???

destroymales:

May I just say, I’m fuckin’ impressed with the Coulson-level denial that the Kingsman fandom has about Harry Hart. Like, I kinda feel like if you said ‘Harry Hart is actually dead’ in a room of Kingsman fans, you’d wake up in a bath tub full of ice, minus both kidneys. #HartLives

dylanishisanchor:

dylanishisanchor:

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Some of my friends re going to make that GOD DAMN NECKLACE, key chain I am screaming right nowwwwww

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1vC7h1e0bh7ezBxOoEiJPSe1O59IrN-SPwm2FKAsPAjw/viewform?fbzx=8184462594634856274

3/26 Update: Sooooo my friends told me they will start making those beautiful necklace starting from 5/1, but the orders re already over like 300, so it might take some time for them to make it. The oversea’s proxy(including Hong Kong) might be released in summer 🙂 There’s a hell lot of handmade works to do lol

fittingroomthree:

Hogwarts AU time.

Eggsy is obviously a Hufflepuff (seventh year) and he’s damn proud of it. He’s fiercely protective of the first and second years, giving anyone who gives them a hard time a swift verbal beatdown.  He knows his way with a broom and, of course, is a Seeker. He also once illegally enchanted a car to fly and made The Sun headlines. He secretly enjoys Muggle books and likes to read with Roxy, his best friend. He also has a crush on his DADA professor, hanging around after class to act like a cocky shit. His patronus is a pug. 

Harry is the DADA professor, also the Head of the Slytherin house. A smooth and polite gentleman, he is easily respected. Once an Auror, now he is a professor. Unlike other Aurors, he has extensive knowledge of Muggle combat and weapons and carries around a sleek black umbrella wand. He was also voted as “Best-Dressed Professor” by the Hogwarts school journal. He has a soft spot for Eggsy, the Hufflepuff who keeps hanging back after class and flirting with him (he has to constantly remind himself that Eggsy is still a student before he does something unwise). His patronus is a yorkshire terrier.

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