I wanna be a villain so I can just saunter everywhere. the heroes are always sprinting, always running. you ever seen darth vader run? hell no. and I ain’t about to either.
this has gained over 18,000 notes in the last 24 hours and I feel the need to tell y’all that I’ve never seen a star wars movie all the way through. when I wrote this I was 100% relying on the hope that he didn’t run in the films or some nerd was gonna drag my ass
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headcanon that foggy is always throwing things at matt’s head after he finds out (and matt always catches them), but once foggy throws a book at matt in the office and karen’s there so matt just let’s the book hit him right in the face. foggy can’t stop laughing even when karen starts yelling at him
Shadow In The Light 