This was supposed to be a little sketch tribute that predictably turned into a tiny monster. Dx Thanks to Demi, Hana and OBQ for the extra push!
Inspired byEmrys Ascending by tricksterity, which I enjoyed tremendously. (Please please please update soon please. *grovels*)
Uh… hello? He muttered in his mind. Merlin Emrys! I- what are- what an honour! The Hat stuttered, and Merlin suppressed a laugh. The honour is all mine, he replied. So… sort me, I guess. But where to put you? You possess every quality of each house in massive quantities, you would easily belong in any house you wished! It squeaked out. So you mean that I can just choose any house? You’re not going to sort me? He asked it. I-Well, I didn’t exactly mean that, the Hat stuttered again. Let’s start from the bottom then, shall we?
Ok so you know how Merlin can hear Kilgharrah from his bed calling him? Does it work the opposite way as well? Can Kilgharrah hear Merlin when he’s in his bed? And if so, is Merlin ever having a sexy dream about Arthur and he’s talking in his sleep and he’s saying “is that how you like it?” and all of a sudden he hears That is an answer you must seek for yourself young warlock.
*beautiful heterosexual couple, clearly canon, tons of screen time, longing looks, violin music kisses, dramatic sacrifice, sweet nothings*
brain: hmm…nah
*dysfunctional frenemies, probably gay, maybe illegal, no way in hell this will ever happen, both have other love interests, definitely just a bromance*
brain: ah, yes. this is what i will devote my life to.
Shadow In The Light 
