
00Q: Shower
Inspired by this post.
Bond: Just stay like that for a moment will you?
Q: Why? So you can paint my portrait?
Bond: It’s a very lovely arse. I like to appreciate it.
Q: You’ve been appreciating it all morning. And most of last night. I thought you’d be quite done by now.
Bond: Ye of little faith.
Q: Was that tongue in cheek 007?
Bond: If you come back bed, it soon will be.

I think it was at least three lifetimes ago I promised you some 00Q. Better late than never?