Tag: pisces

harry potter spells

zodiac–signs:

zodiac–signs:

Aries: bombarda maxima- creates an explosion
Taurus:

imperio- controls the opponent

Gemini:

silencio- mutes the opponent

Cancer:

protego- barrier that offers protection

Leo: expelliarmus- disarms the opponent
Virgo: episkey- heals wounds
Libra: cantis- makes the victim sing uncontrollably
Scorpio: avada kedavra (of course)- kills the opponent
Sagittarius: alohomora- unlocks doors
Capricorn: reparo- repairs broken things
Aquarius: aparecium- makes invisible ink readable
Pisces: 

obliviate- erases memory

What the signs secretly hate

Aries: When they step in a puddle of water with socks on
Taurus: The word “hipster”
Gemini: People that just stand in the middle of shopping aisles
Cancer: When someone licks their fingers or thumbs in order to turn a page
Leo: People who use iPads as cameras
Virgo: People who eat with their mouths open
Libra: Laugh tracks on sitcoms
Scorpio: People spending the majority of a concert filming it through a smartphone
Sagittarius: Onions
Capricorn: When they get told to do anything
Aquarius: Software updates
Pisces: When people keep trying to talk to them while they’re listening to music

The signs as Johnny Depp Chracters

Aries: Tonto, in “The Lone Ranger”
Taurus: Barnabas Collins, in “Dark Shadows”
Gemini: DR. Will Caster, in “Transcendence”
Cancer: The Wolf, in “Into the Woods”
Leo: Ed Wood, in “Ed Wood”
Virgo: John Dillinger, in “Public Enemies”
Libra: Mortdecai, in “Mortdecai”
Scorpio: Edward Scissorhands, in “Edward Scissorhands”
Sagittarius: Jack Sparrow, in Pirates of the Caribbean”
Capricorn: Sweeney Todd, in “Sweeney Todd”
Aquarius: Willy Wonka, in “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory”
Pisces: Mad Hatter, in “Alice in Wonderland”