lameasstrology:

(based on everyday encounters)

aries – DUDE WHERE ARE YOU YOU NEVER ANSWER MY TEXTS

taurus – come over i’m lonely

gemini – …why isn’t anyone listening to me

cancer – I’m not good at art

leo – you’re all SUFFOCATING me I need to BREATHE just move aWAY

virgo – can we compare answers?? also you need to be more punctual

libra – I’m going to the bathroom do you want to come

scorpio – Nice, but uh… *slowly maneuvers topic of conversation back to them*

sagittarius – Look at the bright side, at least you’re not flunking out of school

capricorn – That reminds me of that one time… *tells the same story at least once a week*

aquarius – See, I don’t know if that’s correct though. I think my answer would fit better? Haha, but we can talk it out.

pisces – Wait can you repeat that I’m so confused

Aries: hurry up
Taurus: how long til dinner
Gemini: lol
Cancer: why would they do that!?
Leo: my hair looks good
Virgo: that doesnt look clean
Libra: im so tired rn
Scorpio: bitch
Sagittarius: this doesnt look too hard
Capricorn: 5 second rule is real
Aquarius: i wonder if im dreaming rn
Pisces: thats mean