Aries: sings along to every song on the radio
Taurus: has enough snacks for the apocalypse
Gemini: reads all the billboards and road signs out loud when they get bored
Cancer: does Mad Libs
Leo: takes lots of selfies
Virgo: reads 10485 books
Libra: wants to stop for tourist attractions
Scorpio: is reading smut
Sagittarius: always has to pee
Capricorn: does not want to be there
Aquarius: takes a nap
Pisces: stares out the window and daydreams