Been playing Pokémon GO a loooooooooooot

Me and my brother as trainers~

Bae: Come over
Me: I can’t I’m busy playing Pokemon Go
Bae: There’s a charizard in my backyard
Me:

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Pokemon Go is finally available in the US but after more than an hour of trying to sign up to actually play the game I give up. I’ve reached the end of my patience and am resigned to just go to sleep and try again in the morning. Hopefully I’ll have better luck with things then 😦

what she says: im fine
what she means: diD YOU SEE THAT THERES GONNA BE A FUCKING OFFICIAL POKÉMON APP AND YOU CAN CATCH FUCKING POKÉMON AND BATTLE PEOPLE AND THE APP INTERACTS WITH YOUR ENVIRONMENT AND YOU CAN DO GROUP BATTLES AND JUST MEET PEOPLE AND TRADE POKÉMON AND TRAIN THEM AND PLAY WITH THEM ALL ON YOUR PHONE AND JUST WORK TOGETHER ON SHIT THIS IS WHAT I’M HERE FOR

OK but just imagine

iwant-to-live:

Pokemon Go Plus custom bracelets

with charms and stuff of your pokemon team

the top trainers in areas becoming gym leaders

and meeting people to give them badges

going on nature walks to encounter pokemon

getting exercise because youre chasing down a pokemon

giving pokemon as gifts

you and your bae/bff having matching pokemon to double team with

calling yourself an “ace trainer” or “hiker” or “aroma lady”

organizing meetups for battles or group events

Professor: why are you late to class?
Me: sorry i ran into a charmander on the way to class
Professor: holy shit this campus has charmanders on it???
Professor: sorry students class is cancelled there’s been an emergency