Tag: prompts

prompts: my significant other is a spy and i’m the quartermaster

rhythmofaporttown:

  • “the first time we formally met was at 2 in the morning in an art gallery where i handed you an unlocked box with a gun and a radio”
  • “all of the other agents in this entire organization make an effort to bring back equipment while i have to watch you throw your 75K gun at a goon when you obviously could have punched him in the face”
  • “i don’t appreciate you breaking into my flat just to prove that you can”
  • “we have to pretend to be a couple for this mission but mi6 has no clue we’ve been fucking for months”
  • “the next time you attempt to break into my flat i’m going to tell my cat to ruin your life”
  • “my cats love you and this pains me”
  • “you’ve managed to scare every one of my minions so no one but me is ever on the comms when you’re in the field”
  • “our superiors are quite against office relationships but they play a blind eye when you sexually harass me in my own branch”
  • “you beat me in strip poker and now i have to make you an exploding pen”
  • “there is a strange joy that we get in busting crime syndicates”
  • “i just need you to come back in one piece even if your weapons don’t”

Fluffy prompt: Asgardians go to comatose state (like “Odinsleep”) after extensive magic use. Loki, recently an avenger on parole or smt, enters this state after some event. Cue worried, hovering Avengers (especially Tony!) who don’t realize that Loki can see and hear everything that transpires around him… Loki, who probably worried he’s in trouble now, gets to learn what people really think of him. :)

frost-iron:

and at the most inopportune moment: “MBLERG, I’m awake, bitches!!!”

If Civil War ends with the team ripped apart/broken the only acceptable way that the movie can finish is with Tony at his tower and a voice behind him saying, “Mr Stark, I do believe you are need of new allies.” And you don’t see anything but Tony’s face going through “oh fuck, oh shit, oh wtf?” before he goes, “Loki!” and the movie (or credits, I’m not picky) ends as he’s turning around/before you see anything except maybe you hear Loki chuckling.

frost-iron:

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Two-part Drabble Game

of-badges-and-guns:

I decided to make another two-part drabble game because the last one was a lot of fun to make and write.

Pick a character, a situation, and a sentence, and I’ll make a drabble out of it.

Situations:

1 – Roommates AU
2 – Stuck indoors on a rainy day
3 – The aftermath of a bad fight
4 – At a bar
5 – Home after the hospital
6 – In bed at 2am, blissfully drowsy
7 – The anniversary of something
8 – After working for six hours straight
9 – Settling in for a cozy night together
10 – After a near-death experience
11 – Soulmates AU
12 – Finally home after a hard day
13 – Someone does something stupid
14 – Stuck together for a long period of time
15 – Someone is jealous/hurt
16 – After their first date
17 – One is recovering from a wound/illness
18 – Someone’s birthday
19 – Comforting the other
20 – Both are drunk and happy
21 – Spending a holiday together
22 – Jealous
23 – Miserable/in a bad mood
24 – Right before a passionate/first kiss
25 – Being somewhere you’re not supposed to be
26 – A very cheesy date
27 – Seeing each other for the first time in a while
28 – Love confession
29 – Breaking up
30 – One person is scolding the other
31 – Lost in the middle of nowhere
32 – Date night gone wrong

Sentences:

1 – “You didn’t have to scare me like that.”
2 – “I just want to let you know that I love you. A lot. Never forget that.”
3 – “I can’t believe you, sometimes.”
4 – “A cup of coffee would be nice.”
5 – “You’re one of the most important things in my life.”
6 – “Do I love you? Yes. Do I like you? That’s still up for debate.”
7 – “You didn’t have to do this, you know.”
8 – “You’re lucky you’re cute, because your taste in music is awful.”
9 – “I wish I never met you.”
10 – “No, I love you too much to let you walk away like this.”
11 – “Need some help?”
12 – “If you’re so bored, I have other ideas on how to pass the time…”
13 – “Tell me what you’re thinking right now.”
14 – “Well geez, if you don’t like what I’m wearing, I can go and change.”
15 – “If you think I don’t feel anything for you, then you’re more stupid than I thought.”
16 – “There’s nothing to be scared of, okay? I’m right here.”
17 – “I like spending time with you.”
18 – “I promise I’ll always be there for you. No matter what. You’re not alone anymore.”
19 – “What? No, I never said that…”
20 – “Don’t tell me what to do.”
21 – “They’re wrong about you.”
22 – “I can make you some tea or something? Read you a story. Lie down in bed.”
23 – “Hey, at least the stars are beautiful tonight, right?”
24 – “I never want you to feel like you’re not good enough.”
25 – “You don’t have to do that. Really.”
26 – “We should go out more often. You’ve been so busy lately. It’s like we never have fun anymore.”
27 – “Sorry. You’re just…really adorable.”
28 – “If I kissed you right now, what would you do?”
29 – “You’re not nearly as smart as you think you are.”
30 – “You smell nice.”
31 – “I won’t let anyone hurt you.”
32 – “As long as you’re happy, I’m happy.”
33 – “It’s too hot.”
34 – “It’s 2am. Go back to sleep.”
35 – “You wanna bet?”
36 – “It’s okay. We’ll figure it out.”
37 – “You’re stuck with me, like it or not.”
38 – “You just feel really good. Soft and warm…”
39 – “I don’t want to leave you just yet. It wouldn’t feel right.”
40 – “It’s just hard for me to forgive you after everything that’s happened.”