Tag: ravenclaw pride
Reblog if you’re a Ravenclaw.
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I love this okay it’s frickin accurate
Ravenclaw Misconceptions
Ravenclaws are smart. They are not all A+ super nerdy smart kids.
Ravenclaws work smart, not hard. That means:
- Will forget to do an essay because they were too busy researching something far more interesting.
- Refuse to do busy work because it has nothing to do with their progression in the class.
- Will turn in all their late work right before grading because they know the teacher has no time to review it all and (at least at my school) 0′s were not allowed. So they get credit for all their late work.
- Will opt for extra credit because they know it’s usually easier and will usually be project or essay oriented instead of dumb worksheets.
- Will straight up leave your ass if you are about to do something stupid that will get you in trouble. Because they can already see what is about to happen and are not going to get blamed for your shenanigans.
- Read books above their year because they feel like what is being taught in class is too easy, but this ends up biting them in the ass because they aren’t doing the work for class.
- Sleep through class because they already know what’s being taught and don’t need to pay attention. Plus they were up too late last night reading.
- Not to mention they can be awoken from said nap by teacher and answer a question on the fly to prove they didn’t need to pay attention.
- Are perhaps some of the best cheaters in the school. If they know they are not going to pass, they will put their effort NOT INTO STUDYING but into figuring out the best way to cheat without getting caught.
- Know how to manipulate teachers into talking about something irrelevant
for the entire class period
when they know there is a pop quiz coming so everyone has more time to study.
- Do not sit at the front of the class because if they get bored with the lesson, they want to be able to read something else or sleep without the teacher noticing.
- Take turns copying each others work because they are resourceful and know if they alternate doing work with other people, it gives them more time for what they want to do.
- Know how to bullshit a word count with their hands tied behind their back. 5,000 word essay? Prepare for some truly extraordinary flowery verbiage.
- Opt for easy classes instead of the advanced class in harder subjects because they know they can get by with better grades while doing half the work load.
- Are not afraid to call out a teacher when they are wrong and will spend the entire class debating them with references.
- Will march over to a teacher’s desk and explain loudly exactly why they cannot answer a question because it was never taught in class. Thus getting the rest of the class a free correct answer.
- Is lovely referred to as ‘smart-ass’ by adults.
House aesthetics – Ravenclaw/Winter
Yes but please just imagine:
-Ravenclaws that skip history of magic and chill at the lake and discuss space and matter
-Ravenclaws that sketch/paint/draw wherever they are and wear odd artsy muggle clothes
-Ravenclaws that don’t know all the school books by heart but can explain the entire process of human evolution
-Ravenclaws that love poetry so much that they start quoting their favorite poems all day simply to annoy other people
-Ravenclaws that are NOT backstabbing
-Ravenclaws that don’t care about their grades
-Ravenclaws that have sleepover parties in front of the entrance to their common room because they’re all too drunk to answer the riddle correctly
-Ravenclaws that listen to the sweet sounds of heavy metal and hardstyle while studying
-Ravenclaws that are confused when others think Ravenclaws only like classic and jazz music
-Ravenclaws that have a great emotional intelligence and love playing the house therapist
-Ravenclaws that make technology work in their common room so they can all watch their favorite films and tv shows together
-Ravenclaws that use the common room as art gallery for all their paintings
-Ravenclaws that have friends in every house, because Ravenclaw is the most accepted of all the four houses
-Ravenclaws that are cool, friendly, fun and/or out-going
-Ravenclaws that are not the stereotype
-Ravenclaws that are actually like Ravenclaws should be: witty, intelligent, creative, original and open-minded
Ravenclaws probably have, overall as a house, the worst grades in the school tbh.
i feel as though ravenclaws would have driven Hermione Granger up a wall they neVER DO THEIR HOMEWORK??? I though this was the smart house???? and Ravenclaws are like yeah kay but GET THIS DID YOU KNOW AN ANIMAGUS – but potions homework – who even CARES about potions right now I’m researching this COOLER THING uncouple the idea of ‘smart’ with the idea of ‘good at school’
I bet for the professors teaching Ravenclaws is like herding cats away from empty boxes.
Older Ravenclaws have finely honed the art of asking just the right argumentative questions to direct their teacher onto an entire-class-session-long tangent about something entirely irrelevant to the course material.
Can you imagine Ravenclaws trying to overhaul the entire school system with Muggle ideas. Trying to figure out how to best teach people, more concerned with how people learn than what they’re learning.
“Why do we force people to learn things they aren’t interested in, we should create our own curriculum.”
“We should figure out everyone’s learning styles.”
“We need smaller class sizes.”
“No, no, wait, guys, what if we eliminated grades entirely.”
Yeah, Ravenclaws would drive Hermione up the wall.
“Fire the whole staff and start over.”
“Present more opportunities for seventh-year independent research!”
“Why hasn’t anyone made magically modified calculators yet?”
“Why are we still using quills and parchment when pencils exist? Please explain.”
“I don’t want to enter the work force directly after school, what are my options for higher education? Is there magical university?”
“I don’t feel confident in my professor’s qualifications because she’s teaching me astrology but doesn’t know any facts about space beyond about the year 1764.”
Muggleborn Ravenclaws forming rogue study groups to teach other students chemistry and algebra and English literature, just imagine.
“They call this the astronomy tower but we’re learning about the effects of Venus when it’s in the fourth house and the professor doesn’t believe Neptune is a planet I am really concerned.”
“Okay but what’s the oxidation state of Mandrake root in pepperup potion?”
“But can you apply differential calculus to arithmancy or not?“
“The portrayal of the witches in Macbeth has some pretty troubling implications, also, I don’t think their potion would have actually done anything.”
I can’t not reblog this holy frick

