mrcrockervevo:

I was offered sex today by a 26 year old man. in exchange of that I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner on my tumblr. of course i declined because of my morals and strong will power. which is just as strong as ajox. the super strong bathroom cleaner. now avaliable scented with lemon or vanilla.

https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/shadow-in-the-light/113961758775/tumblr_mqy3ybi9Ag1s0qeqh?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio

ian-significant:

lucifersalterego:

weekendswithgoodfriends:

You must be swift as a coursing river, with all the force of a great typhoon. With all the strength of a raging fire, mysterious as the dark side of the moon.

*hears first .003 seconds of this song* *kicks down door* LET’S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS

HOW CAN ANY BLOG HAVE THE SELF RESTRAINT NOT TO HAVE THIS