timmypuddin:

*picks the hottest cashier at the grocery store*

athenavine:

aaaaa42:

will olaf and minions ever end. will i be forced to live the rest of my life occasionally seeing olaf and minions

Said the Baudelaire children.

#the forces that had to be aligned to make this joke though #I am impressed but angry (@eggtrolls)

castiel-for-king:

pachathegreat:

bellamysbelle:

Friends gave me unrealistic expectations for friends

what, no one told you that life was gonna be this way?

JUST:

DO:

IT:

NOTHING

IS

IMPOSSIBLE

truealqha:

smooth stilinski pickup lines: part 118/?

Source: tylerhoech

martinsti:

confessions-of-a-teenage-fitblr:

plot twist: santa actually brings you the naked celebrity you asked for and you have to awkwardly unwrap them in front of your entire family

okay

I love the shipname ‘Hartwin’

wearethenewknights:

Because it will totally WIN your HART!

Me: What does Harry have for breakfast?
Me: Bacon and Eggsy.