I remember being worried when I first set up my tumblr because what if my friends saw it and somehow realised it was me and found out about my dark, dirty and very gay secret shipping life
Tag: this is extremely accurate
Video Game Trailer: Start by customizing your character.
Me: You have my attention.
glad that tumblr has started putting random ppls posts on my dashboard, love it, thanks for this exciting new feature, definitely want to see posts from people i dont follow, thats why i didnt follow them
I hate when you’re at someone’s house and they’re like
‘mum, she’s hungry’
And you’re like NO DONT SAY THAT I SOUND SO NEEDY WHY COULDN’T YOU JUST SAY WE!?!?glad to know its an international thing
11:53pm seems like a good time to start reading a 200k+ word fic.
I’m not making enough boys nervous
i wish people had crushes on me
People without anxiety just have no idea what it’s like to feel so much worry for something they “think” is so small and “not a big deal”
Did I unfollow/follow you eight times today, reblog 10 of your posts in a roll, and Like something wholly inappropriate? Congratulations, I am using tumblr on my phone!
if I make you ship something:
1. I am sincerely sorry
2. 1 is a lie
3. it was my plan all along
4. message me stuff about it so we can chat
YES THIS