Aries: When they step in a puddle of water with socks on
Taurus: The word “hipster”
Gemini: People that just stand in the middle of shopping aisles
Cancer: When someone licks their fingers or thumbs in order to turn a page
Leo: People who use iPads as cameras
Virgo: People who eat with their mouths open
Libra: Laugh tracks on sitcoms
Scorpio: People spending the majority of a concert filming it through a smartphone
Sagittarius: Onions
Capricorn: When they get told to do anything
Aquarius: Software updates
Pisces: When people keep trying to talk to them while they’re listening to music
literally if ur someone who pretends to have “anxiety” bc u think it’s cute to sit by urself all day snuggled in ur bed watching fucking netflix then u are literally the fakest piece of shit ever because that’s not fucking “anxiety” anxiety is when you are physically overwhelmed by the seemingly impending doom of being out in public without anyone to latch onto and if ppl try to confront you about it you’re literally brought to the point of tears and it’s not just some fucking cute disorder that can be cured by telling someone to get over it it really isn’t so fucking stop treating it like it’s one you assholes
Shadow In The Light 