“why don’t poor people just get a job?”

I still can’t believe that fanfiction is free

I sometimes have to pay for water, but with a phone and some wifi, I get to read whole novels about my favorite characters for exactly zero additional dollars

How goddamn rad is that

Source: spongebob-daily

WHEN I GET A NEW STORY IDEA AND I HAVE A LIKE HUNDRED ALREADY

dukeofbookingham:

It’s just like:

kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

disp0sableheroes:

Please don’t ever feel bad about posting about how your day’s going or a random story or how you’re feeling or a cute selfie because I actually really like seeing everyone on my dash. I follow you all for a reason.

miggylol:

trigedakru-gona:

Does anyone besides me write fanfics in their head when they are trying to sleep?

#does anyone NOT do this

joshpeck:

chromeofficial:

high school isn’t even about learning anymore, it’s just a four-year audition for college

where is the lie

egregiousxenophile:

I think my favorite thing about Tumblr fandom is the way that you can compliment someone by screaming at them.

Responding to a fic with WHY WOULD YOU WRITE THIS, YOU MONSTER, WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TERRIBLE THING TO ME, GET OUT is considered the highest form of praise, in some circles.

icantevensleep:

The problem with being introverted is that there is no polite way to say “I love you, but I’m tired of being with you right now.”