this is extremely accurate – Page 26

its like boys are the oscars and im leonardo dicaprio

Me: *types ‘a’*
Browser: Did you mean “Archive of Our Own”?
Me: No!
Me: I do other things, you know? I am a complex, multi-facetted person with a variety of interests! It’s not all fanfic!
Me:…
Me: Yes, I meant AO3.

javeliner:

think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries

dutchster:

i have such a busy schedule. i may have to cut out “studying” to make room for “crying over tv shows” and “4 hour nap”

Me watching any tv-show ever: yes hello I’m here for the gay stuff

nickelode0n:

mum i’m moving out

hazzy-osbourne:

if you say my name 3 times in front of a mirror at midnight ill appear and probably pet your animals and tell you you look really pretty and then take some stuff from your fridge and leave

Source: clestroying

Source: weheartit.com

bagmilk:

ONLY DEAD PEOPLE KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U DIE AND THAT FRUSTRATES ME