virgo, gemini, scorpio, aries… PISCES (yall think they’re too cute huh, but thats the plan!!)
Tag: this is extremely accurate
person: i heard if u bend the iphone 6 it bends.
me: i heard if u set clothes on fire, they burn. wtf did u expect would happen
Tumblr, please stop sending me emails telling me what’s happening right now on Tumblr.
I know what’s happening right now on Tumblr.
I never leave.
When you gain a follower
When you post something and they unfollow you
I don’t care if this isn’t your blog type, if you don’t reblog this I’m judg-
im actually really afraid that no one will fall in love with me
me: *knows exactly what i have to say*
me: *stutters and fucks up a 5 word sentence*
me *walking through airport security*: act natural you’re not a criminal
how to talk to your mutuals
a step by step guide by me
1. you dont
2. theyre too cool
3. cry
boyfriend requirements:
- is a feminist
- not a racist
- dances (not necessarily well)
- is a cutie
- is not a murderer
- likes puppies
yes cause obviously if someone is not a feminist they are obviously scum (sarcasm)
- Isn’t that guy
Shadow In The Light 