concept: me, as far away from you as i can get.
Tag: this is extremely accurate
“ted cruz dropped out of the race”
me:
“donald trump is now the republican candidate”
me:
when your game freezes and you haven’t saved in a while
last night i got asked out by not one, not two, but zero people
i feel like i’m on autopilot i genuinely don’t feel alive
Me: I should really start my homework.
* lays in bed for another while doing nothing *
Me: I should really start my homework.
me when i get money for my birthday
me 2 days later
do u have those mutuals who are like WAY COOLER THAN U and when they reblog/like ur stuff ur just like 👀💯✔️👀




