me: -cooking something-
me: -reads directions on box-
me: ok -throws the box in the trash-
me: …… -picks the box out of the trash-
Tag: this is extremely accurate
If there’s one thing I adore about the Kingsman fandom…
It’s its kind of universal acceptance of these five things:
1. Harry Hart isn’t dead what are you talking about show yourself out
2. Most of us are hartwin trash and that’s glorious
3. Eggsy and Roxy are BAMF bffs (as are Harry and Merlin)
4. Merlin is a bald cyber wizard
5. Lancelot is an obnoxious, gun-loving man-child
the “always has dark circles under their eyes” squad
Leo, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Pisces, Cancer, Virgo
Life of a gay fanfic reader:
Person: what do you like to do?
Me: read
Person: cool! what do you read?
Me: uhhhhh……..
how to be a kingsman, a novel by eggsy gary unwin
1. nick someone’s car
2. get caught
3. call bae for help
me: *finds 30 chapter fic at 2 am*
brain: hoe don’t do it
me: *clicks chapter one*
brain: oh my god
we all have that mutual we still can’t believe follows us
☽ Moon in Pisces or in the 12th: Absorbing my surroundings
you’re too receptive… the line which separates your emotions from other people’s is very thin, and you might not realize it, but you’re too susceptible to what the people around you feel, and often end up believing those are your own feelings. your borders are nonexistent, and your sensitivity must be controlled in order to keep you from drowning in grief or anger. every once in a while, you need to escape and retreat into your private world, to restore the energies you lost while living someone else’s problems. however, after you regain your balance, your own passions and dreams are very vivid and strong, and you do have an exceptional capacity of loving, specially in secret, since you might hold on for too long.
how the signs solve a crime
Aries: gets the criminal to confess
Taurus: nails down the timeline
Gemini: documents everything in the ‘murder book’
Cancer: best at finding out the crime’s motive
Leo: best at reading facial expressions
Virgo: breaks the criminal’s alibi
Libra: subtly gets the witnesses to talk
Scorpio: notices every little thing
Sagittarius: asks the right questions
Capricorn: puts all the pieces together
Aquarius: does some hacking
Pisces: they just know who did it