the-dragons-thoughts:

Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the loose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile, and is gnawing on a nickel. And then when you take it out for walks, it picks up every coin it sees cause its a hoarder. And your house is eventually full of coins. And you are rich. And have a dragon.

supercanaries:

I was re-watching this episode for other purposes and then I accidentally noticed this and it’s so funny because Blaine comes back and he’s so naive and thinks they were chatting or something and Kurt and Sebastian were so focused on bickering like 5 years old that Kurt is literally startled back to reality and Sebastian looks at him while making it up because he doesn’t know if Kurt will go along with the crap he makes up and it’s hilarious because Blaine doesn’t realize but they’re like so bad at lying ???? okay I love this bye

howlnatural:

oh-my-sterek:

No Superman by WhoNatural

(AKA the Sterek Scrubs AU)

In which Stiles learns that med school didn’t prepare him for much at all; even the most epic of bromances can be weakened with the right amount of long, curly hair and dimples; and sometimes, first impressions aren’t all they’re cracked up to be – it’s the digging beneath the bravado that reveals who’s worth getting to know a little better.

Dr. Hale’s probably still a dick, though.

This story is now COMPLETE

deans-prostate:

shadowen:

all-the-ships-from-all-the-shows:

realhunterswearplaid:

just-like-we-dreamed-it:

licoriceplease:

angelmojo:

do you ever notice how like, we have our own language for fanfic that only readers understand?

for example

“36k wip destiel hs au on ao3”

I can’t believe I understood all those words

oh my god

this is so legit

there’s only one real word in that sentence.

Fun story! 

My friend and I once did a presentation in a linguistics class about language in fandom. There was a question about a particular concept, and we turned to each other for a second to discuss it in fannish terms before we could explain. When we turned back, the class was sort of staring at us like 0_0. The teacher just said, “And there’s a good example of code switching.”

“Code Switching” is when speakers who share fluency in different languages flip between the languages during conversation, thus confusing the hell out of everyone else.

I’m sorry but the funniest part is that the “one real word” in the line is “on”