Keep calm and love Colin Firth

Hmm…

Roses Are Red
Violets Are Blue
You’re All Great Followers
And I Love You!!!

Happy Valentines Day!!! (via mrsnatasharomanov)

me: *trying to find a good fanfiction*
me: i’ve read that one
me: and that one, too
me: and that one
me: oh, wait, haven’t read that one!
me: *halfway through it*
me: yes i have

lady–divine:

Why is there even a “high price to low price” search option? Are there people who actually choose that one when they want to buy something??

zoecravitz:

“He’s a 57 year old fuckwit. He shot – he is – he shot three people at an abortion clinic, ‘cause he was pro life. How can you be pro life and shoot someone?” – Russell Howard on the man who attacked an abortion clinic in Colorado. [x]

Source: zoecravitz

↖️ this person has decided that Mcdanno is cannon

thewinterotter:

unbridledandmeteoric:

aintnosuchthingastoothick:

phalasophy:

Finally a motivation video without fitness models, but with ordinary girls!

I love this!!!!

HELL YES

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

When you’re scared but you still do it anyway, that’s brave.

Neil Gaiman, Coraline
(via wordsnquotes)

Source: wordsnquotes.com

vvhitehouse:

aneastcoastbreeze:

vvhitehouse:

advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

instant cute outfit with minimal effort

it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages

sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable

u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know

disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

Guys think they’re totally not cute lol

the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus

amsayy:

cheeeseandpickle:

Ok but do you know what pisses me off rn is guys posting the deadpool poster and being like ‘what a great way to trick women to see a superhero movie on Valentine’s day’

but like a lot of women also like superhero movies??? and they’re not stupid and oblivious to mainstream media so they know what type of film deadpool is?? also can u please take your antiquated ideas of gender roles and shove them up your ass hole

thank you

Also I know more women who like Deadpool than guys so hey ladies what a fun way into tricking your boyfriend into watching a pansexual skin tight Ryan Reynolds flirt and kill people on Valentine’s Day.