he’s bad news
but i’m no better
Tag: true shit
Falling in love starts with “who the fuck is this?” – Louis CK
I’ve always been told not to give in to peer pressure but I’ve never been told not to pressure my peers and I think that shows how dysfunctional society is
real life plot hole found
yeah Satan works hard but the Sterek fandom works harder
*re-reads my own story*: Damn this is some good shit
*gets to the part where I stopped writing*: WTF WHERE’S THE REST OF IT HOW DO I GET MORE
Brain: You’re the author, if you want more you have to write it
Me: *flips tables*
Brain: *sigh* *mutters* Dumbass…
Why is Danny good in everyone else’s show except his??
kinda funny when english teachers say stuff like “i can tell if you didnt read the book” or “i can tell when people bs their paper”
no you cant. you can tell when people are bad at bs-ing their paper. i didnt even read the sparknotes and i barely skimmed the wikipedia and you gave me an A. you kneel before my throne unaware that it was born of lies
“YOU KNEEL BEFORE MY THRONE UNAWARE THAT IT WAS BORN OF LIES” IS ONE OF THE GREATEST SENTENCES I’VE EVER READ AND I CAN’T FUCKING BELIEVE IT’S ON A POST ABOUT BULLSHITTING ON ASSIGNMENTS.
That first one makes me want to pin him against that wall and kiss him for about 3 days straight.
Granted, I’d have to have a step ladder to climb up there and do it, but I would definitely do it!
literally half the reason i tag stuff on here is so i can go back and browse my own blog. i am my blog’s #1 fan
Shadow In The Light 