mitsouparker:

10 AUs I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO READ

1. I need to get this rare book for my studies but you’re that asshole who didn’t bring it back for 3 weeks now and I check the library everyday for you AU

2. I try to shoplift my favourite sweets and tuck too much of them into my jacket but I bump into you and they all fall to the ground so I scream RUN RUN TAKE ALL YOU CAN CARRY and you do and we hide somewhere and share the prey AU

3. You’re sitting with a group of friends directly behind me at the movies but your annoying sarcastic comments on the film crack me up and you notice me laughing AU

4. I accompany my little cousin on halloween to go trick-or-treating but you won’t open the door although I know you’re at home and stinkin’ rich so I plot a revenge plan with all the kids from the neighbourhood AU

5. We are at an art exhibition and we stand in front of a big abstract painting for a long time until you say very calmly: ‘that’s definitely a penis.’ and we both start giggling and everybody’s staring at us AU

6. You’re a street artist and constantly paint on my nice house facade and everytime I have it cleaned again you come back and redo it until I finally catch you and oh heck you’re cute and actually talented AU

7. It’s too hot and too full in the tube and we stand too close together but oh you smell so heavenly and now I can’t get you out of my mind AU

8. You’re my tutor at university and I have a crush on you so I come late on purpose so you’ll notice me AU

9. You boom into my lectures with your annoying riot demo group and I want to make sure you won’t pass that class but you are tough and clever AU

10. You’re the first barista who finally wrote my name correctly so I’ll buy you a coffee and a muffin on your break AU

+Bonus: I’m so drunk and ring your doorbell at 3am because my ex used to live here AU

Happy Writing ♡

AU prompts: masterlist of lists

perfectlyrose:

Okay so if you’re anything like me you see those lists of au ideas floating around and you like them but when it comes time to write something and you need an idea you have no idea what you tagged them as or if they’re buried somewhere in your likes so….have a list of some of the ones I’ve come across!

This is updated with new lists and fixed links fairly frequently so check back here if you’d like more! 

 (updated on december 29th, 2015)

themed:

lots more under the cut, the post was getting unwieldy

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queenofthyme:

me: I’m just going to open up my WIP and maybe write a humble 500 words or so-

my brain: ok 50 words

me: no I said-

my brain: 10 words

me: no I’d really like to make some progress-

my brain: 0 words. reward yourself with netflix for opening the document

me: ok that sounds fair

flootzavut:

flamekinz:

eeyore9990:

fapamir:

*¼ through a fanfic* wait i’ve read this before

*2/4 through a fanfic* lol no i haven’t wtf is hapenning

* ¾ through  fanfic* OMG I’VE READ THIS BEFORE

Alternatively:

*¼ through fanfic* Wow, this is a great, unique plot!

*½ through fanfic* Holy shit, what happens next??

*¾ through fanfic* I HAVE NO IDEA HOW THIS WILL BE RESOLVED!!!

*fanfic finished, kudos button mashed* AO3: You have already left kudos here. 🙂

Alternatively Alternatively:

*¼ through a fanfic* Oh man I forgot this part.

*½ through a fanfic* Oh man this is ramping up well!

*¾ through a fanfic* WHAT HAPPENS NEXT DAMMIT!

*checks author* The author is you.

# relatable

leaper182:

short-haired-witch:

thats-what-sidhe-said:

pastelgarrusvakarian:

bluegrasshole:

ltleflrt:

kristsune:

ltleflrt:

jhoomwrites:

@ other writers: how the hell do you write short things????

I think it involves blood magic.

@ other writers: How in the hell do you write long things????

It definitely involves blood magic.

@ writers: how in the hell do you write

its blood magic all the way down

@ writers: How do you learn blood magic?

it definitely involves writing

*loud sobbing*

You bored, or feeling artsy but don’t have any inspiration…? *updated!*

pixelatedmilkshake:

marksepticpleye:

ladyevel:

Do you need to distract yourself? Or are you simply bored? Here are some great websites to make the time pass.

Still haven’t found something that would float your boat? Try these:

Maybe none of these peeked your interest-maybe you’ve been wanting to create an o.c, but never really knew how to start-or you just enjoy making O.C’s….

This masterlist is to help you in making your own OCs….it can also apply to developing RP characters i suppose! (´ヮ`)!

How to Write Better OCs:

Character Development:

Need an Appearance idea?

Diversity

Mary Sue/Gary Stu

Villains

Relationships

ARCHETYPES

NAMES

APPEARANCE

DETAILS

Need Item names?

Other stuffs!

DUDES

YES THANK U KIND PERSON OMG